Friday Funny


 

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Friday Funny


 

Q: What is a maintenance-free house?


A: There hasn’t been any maintenance in the last 10 years.

 

When you are buying your home; whether the first one or the next

 

 of many, be sure your work with a real estate agent that makes

 

 sure your purchase is inspected by a qualified inspector.

 

Friday Funny!


This is a portion of a complaint sent to a landlord…

note to self, make sure you have someone read your work before sending:

When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife’s new drawers and made a mess.

Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.

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Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford,

then we’ll have a good laugh and go on from there.

 

When you don’t feel like you are getting the best and most serious intentions from your real esate agent or brokage you are working with, check out www.VickieGylling.com to work with a professional that is here for you.

 

 

Friday Funny


 Q: How do real estate closers communicate?


A: Sign Here and Sign Here and Sign Here and Sign Here and sign… language.

When you are looking to buy or sell, work with people you can trust.  A real estate person can refer you to a lot of different people that you will need to work with over the process of buying or selling.

Friday Funny…


In Zion, Illinois there is a law that prohibits owners from giving a lit cigar to any of their domesticated animals.

While the law specifically names dogs and cats, it also applies to other kinds of pet such as hamsters rabbits and goldfish.

goldfish

So no matter how much your goldfish shows you his big boggley eyes, you are by law, not allowed to fall for it and give him a lit cigar.
I guess you could give him an unlit one, but that kind of takes all the fun out of it now doesn’t it.

Friday Funny…


 

Q: When is a one-story house a two-story house?


A: You get one story before you buy and the second story after.

 

Make sure you are working with a professional that will give you the correct story from the beginning.  Visit www.VickieGylling.com for more real estate information.

Thursday Thiller…


 

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